Because they’re beyond awesome. And, like everything Bon Iver alludes to, super secret and obscure and cryptic.
That night you played me Lip Parade
Not the needle, nor the thread, the lost decree
Saying nothing that’s enough for me
The only evidence that they ever existed outside Justin Vernon’s mind, is this tiny profile on ReverbNation.
And they sound an awful lot like Bon Iver, too.