First, as guest editor of Metro World News, on the subject of Lana Del Ray:
I prefer Adele and Florence Welch. But as a modern singer she is not bad. The thing at the moment is Adele. She is a little too fat, but she has a beautiful face and a divine voice. Lana del Rey is not bad at all. She looks very much like a modern-time singer. In her photos she is beautiful. Is she a construct with all her implants? She’s not alone with implants.
Then, responding to international criticism in the same publication:
I’d like to say to Adele that I am your biggest admirer. Sometimes when you take a sentence out of the article it changes the meaning of the thought. What I said was in relation to Lana Del Rey and the sentence has since been taken out of context from how it was originally published. I actually prefer Adele, she is my favorite singer and I am a great admirer of her. I lost over 30 kilos over 10 years ago and have kept it off. I know how it feels when the press is mean to you in regards to your appearance. Adele is a beautiful girl. She is the best. And I can’t wait for her next CD.
So to summarise:
- Adele is a better singer than Lana Del Ray, and is beautiful but fat.
- Lana Del Ray might have implants.
- Humblebrag about his own weight loss.
- Adele is definitely beautiful.
We all clear? None of this should be surprising to anyone. Karl Lagerfeld is the weirdest man alive.
You know how in Men in Black when a poorly concealed alien would rip off their unconvincing human face and it would be obvious that they’d been an alien all along? And everyone would be like “Oooooh. Of course!”
I really think we should be preparing for one of those announcements from the Lagerfeld camp any day now.
Quotes via Vulture.