So here’s exactly what Karl Lagerfeld said about Adele, and the backpedal soon afterwards.

First, as guest editor of Metro World News, on the subject of Lana Del Ray:

I prefer Adele and Florence Welch. But as a modern singer she is not bad. The thing at the moment is Adele. She is a little too fat, but she has a beautiful face and a divine voice. Lana del Rey is not bad at all. She looks very much like a modern-time singer. In her photos she is beautiful. Is she a construct with all her implants? She’s not alone with implants.

Then, responding to international criticism in the same publication:

I’d like to say to Adele that I am your biggest admirer. Sometimes when you take a sentence out of the article it changes the meaning of the thought. What I said was in relation to Lana Del Rey and the sentence has since been taken out of context from how it was originally published. I actually prefer Adele, she is my favorite singer and I am a great admirer of her. I lost over 30 kilos over 10 years ago and have kept it off. I know how it feels when the press is mean to you in regards to your appearance. Adele is a beautiful girl. She is the best. And I can’t wait for her next CD.

So to summarise:

  • Adele is a better singer than Lana Del Ray, and is beautiful but fat.
  • Lana Del Ray might have implants.
  • Humblebrag about his own weight loss.
  • Adele is definitely beautiful.

We all clear? None of this should be surprising to anyone. Karl Lagerfeld is the weirdest man alive.

You know how in Men in Black when a poorly concealed alien would rip off their unconvincing human face and it would be obvious that they’d been an alien all along? And everyone would be like “Oooooh. Of course!

I really think we should be preparing for one of those announcements from the Lagerfeld camp any day now.

Quotes via Vulture.


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